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by chizi on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 | 5 Views

FalaFulani, wewe ni mkonda mpaka skin yako ni see through


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by chizi on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 | 4 Views

FalaFulani, nyinyi ni wengi hadi mtoi wa chucha anaitwa etc


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by FalaFulani on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 | 4 Views

Chizi...nasikia kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka mko na chuma za kushikila kama matatu.


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by FalaFulani on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 | 4 Views

Chizi...gari yenyu ni deadly ati iko na dirisha frosted kama za bafu na choo.


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by chizi on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 4 Views

falafulani, gari yenu ni mzee hadi nyi hufunga punda kuivuta


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by chizi on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 5 Views

cripwalk, ati we ni mang'aa hadi ile sku ulikua unazaliwa ulisema stoki na stoki uchi hadi nivalishwe nguo


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by FalaFulani on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 5 Views

Kwenyu nyinyi ni wadosi mpaka mna photocopy chapo.


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by FalaFulani on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 6 Views

Dame yako mfupi akipigwa full length photo inatokea passport size.


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by FalaFulani on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 6 Views

Ati wewe ni mweusi ukipiga picha inajiandika scratch here to reveal.


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by cripwalk on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 5 Views

maze players wa kichizi FC wako black sana hadi inabidi mafans watumie floodlights kuwacheki kwa TV.

Maze manzi wako ni mrefu sana ako na magoti four

kichizi ako na kucha kwa kitovu

maze kichizi ulizaliwa kama una pepeta jiko

 


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by cripwalk on Friday, March 05, 2010 | 16 Views

Manzi wako ni mfupi akienda long call amedeady

maze umekonda hadi ukihara unaenda pamoja na mharo


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by afted on Friday, March 05, 2010 | 9 Views

uko na nywele mob kwa armpits hadi ukipanda mat,konda anakushow,eh buda kuku ni kwa boot!!


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by afted on Friday, March 05, 2010 | 10 Views

ati akili yako ni ndogo hadi uki think twice unaget a concussion!!!


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by dawgbag_boy on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 | 20 Views

Phone yako kali kwa extras iko na nailcutter


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by afted on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 | 14 Views

ati uko na kichwa kubwa hadi ukienda kuomba pesa za kunyoa nywele,babako anauliza,ni skull fees nitalipa ama ni nywele ita nyolewa??


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by jalas on Friday, February 26, 2010 | 16 Views

mudez wako ni fala mpaka yeye huweka waterguard kwa beer


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by jalas on Friday, February 26, 2010 | 271 Views

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by katoi on Thursday, February 25, 2010 | 22 Views

we ni mkonde mpaka ukiingia kindagaten watoi wanaanza kuita ooooone


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by matakojuju on Thursday, February 25, 2010 | 13 Views

 Tv yenu ni nzee hadi dexter anaongea kikamba


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by amjad on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 | 19 Views

nyi tv yenu ni ndogo swaleh mdoe anakuuliza jee unaniona?


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