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chizi on
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 | 5 Views
FalaFulani, wewe ni mkonda mpaka skin yako ni see through
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chizi on
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 | 4 Views
FalaFulani, nyinyi ni wengi hadi mtoi wa chucha anaitwa etc
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 | 4 Views
Chizi...nasikia kwenyu nyinyi ni wengi mpaka mko na chuma za kushikila kama matatu.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 | 4 Views
Chizi...gari yenyu ni deadly ati iko na dirisha frosted kama za bafu na choo.
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Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 4 Views
falafulani, gari yenu ni mzee hadi nyi hufunga punda kuivuta
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Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 5 Views
cripwalk, ati we ni mang'aa hadi ile sku ulikua unazaliwa ulisema stoki na stoki uchi hadi nivalishwe nguo
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FalaFulani on
Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 5 Views
Kwenyu nyinyi ni wadosi mpaka mna photocopy chapo.
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FalaFulani on
Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 6 Views
Dame yako mfupi akipigwa full length photo inatokea passport size.
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FalaFulani on
Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 6 Views
Ati wewe ni mweusi ukipiga picha inajiandika scratch here to reveal.
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cripwalk on
Tuesday, March 09, 2010 | 5 Views
maze players wa kichizi FC wako black sana hadi inabidi mafans watumie floodlights kuwacheki kwa TV.
Maze manzi wako ni mrefu sana ako na magoti four
kichizi ako na kucha kwa kitovu
maze kichizi ulizaliwa kama una pepeta jiko
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Friday, March 05, 2010 | 16 Views
Manzi wako ni mfupi akienda long call amedeady
maze umekonda hadi ukihara unaenda pamoja na mharo
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afted on
Friday, March 05, 2010 | 9 Views
uko na nywele mob kwa armpits hadi ukipanda mat,konda anakushow,eh buda kuku ni kwa boot!!
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afted on
Friday, March 05, 2010 | 10 Views
ati akili yako ni ndogo hadi uki think twice unaget a concussion!!!
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Wednesday, March 03, 2010 | 20 Views
Phone yako kali kwa extras iko na nailcutter
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afted on
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 | 14 Views
ati uko na kichwa kubwa hadi ukienda kuomba pesa za kunyoa nywele,babako anauliza,ni skull fees nitalipa ama ni nywele ita nyolewa??
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jalas on
Friday, February 26, 2010 | 16 Views
mudez wako ni fala mpaka yeye huweka waterguard kwa beer
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Friday, February 26, 2010 | 271 Views
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Thursday, February 25, 2010 | 22 Views
we ni mkonde mpaka ukiingia kindagaten watoi wanaanza kuita ooooone
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Thursday, February 25, 2010 | 13 Views
Tv yenu ni nzee hadi dexter anaongea kikamba
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010 | 19 Views
nyi tv yenu ni ndogo swaleh mdoe anakuuliza jee unaniona?
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posted by: chizi on Thursday, June 18, 2009 (8 months, 3 wks, 2 days, 4 hrs, 6 mins ago)
The Original Version: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was.. The New Versions: Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was. Optimist: If you love somebody, Set her free… Don’t worry, she will come back. Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she doesn’t come back within some time limit, forget her. Patient: If you…
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?” The man said, “No,” so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said, “Have you ever been…
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