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by Carerra on Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 12 Views

Oriso,meno yako ni yellow badala ya kutema mate,unatema blueband


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by Carerra on Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 6 Views

Oriso,sistako ni mzee mpaka alikuwa waitress wa Last Supper.


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by Carerra on Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 5 Views

Oriso,mamako ni fala mpaka ali-apply lipstick kwa kichwa ili a-make up mind yake.


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by Carerra on Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 6 Views

Oriso,we ni fala mpaka ulienda kwa dentist ndio a-replace canine yako na bluetooth.


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by Carerra on Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 5 Views

Oriso, we ni fala siku yako ya kwanza kuona ballgum ya green ulisema"hii haijaiva."


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by oriso on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 | 13 Views

carrera gari yenu ni mzee mpaka ikianza kuenda taya zinageuka mguu ya mbuzi!


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by oriso on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 | 5 Views

Carera naskia ndai yenu ni mzee mpaka ikifika kwa mlima inaitisha mkwaju ndio ipande


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by oriso on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 | 6 Views

carrera buda yako ni fala,first time yake kienda airport,aliulizia ndege pickup!


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by Carerra on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 8 Views

Morata, niliambiwa tu juzi kuwa wewe ni mzee sana mpaka ukishuta, vumbi inatoka.

We ni mzee mpaka birth certificate imeandikwa 'expired'


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by Carerra on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 10 Views

Tena we ni mkubwa sana mpaka Vasco da Gama hakuweza kukuexplore.

We ni mnono ulienda kwa cinema na ukaketi karibu na kila mtu.

mamako ni mnono siku aligongwa na gari alienda hospitali ndio itolewe.

we ni mnono ulpozaliwa uliacha hosi stretchmarks.


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by Carerra on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 9 Views

Barbie,we ni mnono ulianguka kutoka juu ndio ukatengeneza The Great Rift Valley.


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by Carerra on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 10 Views

We ni ugly tena mpaka siku ulienda jikoni, panya iliruka kwa meza ikilia na sauti.


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by Carerra on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 8 Views

Oriso, wewe ni mugly mpaka shadow yako ilihepa

 

Tena we ni mugly siku yenye ulienda kwa beach, paka walijaribu kukuzika


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by oriso on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 14 Views

carrera naskia kwenu mumesota hadi nyi hupika chapo side moja ndio musiharibu mafuta!!


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by Carerra on Monday, January 23, 2012 | 12 Views

We ni mnono mpaka watu wanakuzunguka wakijog ili kufanya exercise


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by Carerra on Monday, January 23, 2012 | 15 Views

mamako ni mzee sana mpaka memory yake ni black n white


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by Carerra on Monday, January 23, 2012 | 10 Views

wewe ni mnono mpaka ukisimama kwa scale inasema"to be continued...."


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by Carerra on Sunday, January 22, 2012 | 22 Views

We ni mkubwa sana mpaka unatumia basi ka rollerblades
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by Carerra on Sunday, January 22, 2012 | 26 Views

We ni mblack sana mpaka unawekwa tatoo na chalk


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by Carerra on Sunday, January 22, 2012 | 26 Views

Mamako ni black mpaka saa yenye karao walimshoot,bullets zilirudi kutafuta torches.


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