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by Daviy on Friday, September 03, 2010 | 5 Views

unacheki huyu msee mathake ni mchafu hadi alikuwa ananyonya na kichungi


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by Daviy on Friday, September 03, 2010 | 36 Views

isnt it

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by oriso on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 | 15 Views

we ni mgreedy hadi ukimaliza kuvuta fegi unalamba vidole


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by oriso on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 | 12 Views

msee una macho biggy hadi unaitwa 'eye witness'


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by oriso on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 | 7 Views

mshuto yako ni kali hadi mende za kwenu zinasema 'ata afadhali doom! '


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by oriso on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 | 9 Views

Tv yenu ni ndogo hadi swaleh mdoe huingia ki Gully creeper!


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by oriso on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 | 17 Views

ukiwa mtoi ulikuwa danda ulidhaningi giraffe ni chapati,ati unashow budako ' daddy ukienda tao unibayie chapo kama ile ya Tv ! '


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by oriso on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 | 11 Views

ati naskia kwenu nyi ukaranga mshuto!


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by oriso on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 | 16 Views

 naskia we ukiwa chuo ulikuwa chopi mpaka one time unapanda mat unacheki konda ati unainua mkono' Teacher! teacher! me!'


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by oriso on Sunday, August 29, 2010 | 12 Views

maze we uko na mdomo biggy mpaka badala kusema "wewe!" unasema "eeeeh!"


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by oriso on Sunday, August 29, 2010 | 12 Views

ati we uko na kichwa biggy hadi konda wa mat alikucheki akasema "hey mzee weka mzigo juu!"


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by oriso on Saturday, August 28, 2010 | 24 Views

  • eeeh!  ati we ni mrefu mpaka ukinywa KCC inafika kwa tumbo ka ni maziwa mala!
  • wee! first time yako kupanda mat uliandika noisemakers ukapea dere!
  • aisee! uko na mdomo biggy hadi ukipanua  "aaaaaaaaaa!",unacheki shimo ya rasa

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by dixxy99 on Thursday, August 26, 2010 | 90 Views

if u were to name stupid people,will you name yourself?

by: Me

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by dixxy99 on Thursday, August 26, 2010 | 13 Views

chizi ati nyinyi hunywa kwenyu changaa asubuhi ndio msahau lunch na suppr!
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by dixxy99 on Thursday, August 26, 2010 | 11 Views

chizi ati nyi hupaka vaseline nyungu mahali imecrack,ndio iheal
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by dixxy99 on Thursday, August 26, 2010 | 10 Views

ati first time yako kuona thong ulidhania ni kamba ya kuhung nyungu jikoni
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by dixxy99 on Thursday, August 26, 2010 | 29 Views

A teacher asks his pupils"whats the first part,of your body to reach heaven?".A Pupil stands up and answers"The legs!,coz everynight in the bedroom,i see my mother's legs in the sky shouting,"God am CUMMING''.  

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by dixxy99 on Thursday, August 26, 2010 | 28 Views

Do you prefer lying to your loved one?or saying the truth?is it good to lie to her so she should be happy?or tell her the truth and hurt her?at times isn't lying sweet?bt at times isn't telling the truth sweet?  

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by dixxy99 on Thursday, August 26, 2010 | 103 Views



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by dixxy99 on Thursday, August 26, 2010 | 111 Views



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