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Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 12 Views
Oriso,meno yako ni yellow badala ya kutema mate,unatema blueband
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Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 6 Views
Oriso,sistako ni mzee mpaka alikuwa waitress wa Last Supper.
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Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 5 Views
Oriso,mamako ni fala mpaka ali-apply lipstick kwa kichwa ili a-make up mind yake.
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Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 6 Views
Oriso,we ni fala mpaka ulienda kwa dentist ndio a-replace canine yako na bluetooth.
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Thursday, January 26, 2012 | 5 Views
Oriso, we ni fala siku yako ya kwanza kuona ballgum ya green ulisema"hii haijaiva."
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012 | 13 Views
carrera gari yenu ni mzee mpaka ikianza kuenda taya zinageuka mguu ya mbuzi!
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012 | 5 Views
Carera naskia ndai yenu ni mzee mpaka ikifika kwa mlima inaitisha mkwaju ndio ipande
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012 | 6 Views
carrera buda yako ni fala,first time yake kienda airport,aliulizia ndege pickup!
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 8 Views
Morata, niliambiwa tu juzi kuwa wewe ni mzee sana mpaka ukishuta, vumbi inatoka.
We ni mzee mpaka birth certificate imeandikwa 'expired'
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 10 Views
Tena we ni mkubwa sana mpaka Vasco da Gama hakuweza kukuexplore.
We ni mnono ulienda kwa cinema na ukaketi karibu na kila mtu.
mamako ni mnono siku aligongwa na gari alienda hospitali ndio itolewe.
we ni mnono ulpozaliwa uliacha hosi stretchmarks.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 9 Views
Barbie,we ni mnono ulianguka kutoka juu ndio ukatengeneza The Great Rift Valley.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 10 Views
We ni ugly tena mpaka siku ulienda jikoni, panya iliruka kwa meza ikilia na sauti.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 8 Views
Oriso, wewe ni mugly mpaka shadow yako ilihepa
Tena we ni mugly siku yenye ulienda kwa beach, paka walijaribu kukuzika
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 | 14 Views
carrera naskia kwenu mumesota hadi nyi hupika chapo side moja ndio musiharibu mafuta!!
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Monday, January 23, 2012 | 12 Views
We ni mnono mpaka watu wanakuzunguka wakijog ili kufanya exercise
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Monday, January 23, 2012 | 15 Views
mamako ni mzee sana mpaka memory yake ni black n white
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Monday, January 23, 2012 | 10 Views
wewe ni mnono mpaka ukisimama kwa scale inasema"to be continued...."
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 | 22 Views
We ni mkubwa sana mpaka unatumia basi ka rollerblades
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 | 26 Views
We ni mblack sana mpaka unawekwa tatoo na chalk
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Sunday, January 22, 2012 | 26 Views
Mamako ni black mpaka saa yenye karao walimshoot,bullets zilirudi kutafuta torches.
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posted by: chizi on Thursday, June 18, 2009 (2 yrs, 7 months, 1 wk, 3 days, 15 hrs, 3 mins ago)
Serious question… How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer? ONE!!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE? NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES…
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Airman Jackson was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Haverty noticed that Airman Jackson was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jackson’s sales pitch. Jackson explained…
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