uddie wewe ni m-hairy,siku yenye ulienda kwa kinyozi,alisema"sinyoi paka hapa!"

uddie,wewe ni mnono ulibatiziwa Indian Ocean

wewe Uddie husikii;wewe ni m-ugly mpaka unaogopesha mende

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dame wako ana kichwa ndogo,alipoenda ear-piercing,alikufa

una viatu kubwa mpaka zinawekwa number plate

wewe ni mflat sana mpaka ulisikia wivu kwa sababu ya karatasi

we ni mflat unapea ukuta compe

nywele yako ni fupi mpaka unaicurl na mchele

nyumba ya mamako ni ndogo,akiitisha nyama choma,anaikula nje

Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do *you* know, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so"

"But…

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND…

Oriso,we ni mfupi mpaka unafanyanga limbo chini ya mlango.

Oriso,wewe ni mfupi mpaka unainuanga mbao ukisema"usiteme mate hapa;siwezi swim!"

Oriso,we ni mnono siku yenye ulitaka kuenda na dame,alisema"wewe sitembei na ndovu!"

carrera manzi yako ni kuro mtaani hadi wasee wanamwita "matako wazi!"

wewe ni mjinga siku yenye mgondi aliiba T.V yako, ulimkimbisha ukisema "wewe,umesahau remote!"

wewe ni m-ugly mpaka unaitwa Godzilla

wewe ni mnono ukitembea kwa moon,inavunjika

wewe ni mnono mpaka ukienda Indian ocean,ma-whales walianza kuimba ati "Sisi ni family,ata kama wewe ni mnono kuliko sisi!"