unacheki huyu msee mathake ni mchafu hadi alikuwa ananyonya na kichungi

isnt it

we ni mgreedy hadi ukimaliza kuvuta fegi unalamba vidole

msee una macho biggy hadi unaitwa 'eye witness'

mshuto yako ni kali hadi mende za kwenu zinasema 'ata afadhali doom! '

Tv yenu ni ndogo hadi swaleh mdoe huingia ki Gully creeper!

ukiwa mtoi ulikuwa danda ulidhaningi giraffe ni chapati,ati unashow budako ' daddy ukienda tao unibayie chapo kama ile ya Tv ! '

ati naskia kwenu nyi ukaranga mshuto!

 naskia we ukiwa chuo ulikuwa chopi mpaka one time unapanda mat unacheki konda ati unainua mkono' Teacher! teacher! me!'

maze we uko na mdomo biggy mpaka badala kusema "wewe!" unasema "eeeeh!"

ati we uko na kichwa biggy hadi konda wa mat alikucheki akasema "hey mzee weka mzigo juu!"

• eeeh!  ati we ni mrefu mpaka ukinywa KCC inafika kwa tumbo ka ni maziwa mala!
• wee! first time yako kupanda mat uliandika noisemakers ukapea dere!
• aisee! uko na mdomo biggy hadi ukipanua  "aaaaaaaaaa!",unacheki shimo ya rasa

if u were to name stupid people,will you name yourself?

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chizi ati nyinyi hunywa kwenyu changaa asubuhi ndio msahau lunch na suppr!
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chizi ati nyi hupaka vaseline nyungu mahali imecrack,ndio iheal
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ati first time yako kuona thong ulidhania ni kamba ya kuhung nyungu jikoni
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A teacher asks his pupils"whats the first part,of your body to reach heaven?".A Pupil stands up and answers"The legs!,coz everynight in the bedroom,i see my mother's legs in the sky shouting,"God am CUMMING''.  

Do you prefer lying to your loved one?or saying the truth?is it good to lie to her so she should be happy?or tell her the truth and hurt her?at times isn't lying sweet?bt at times isn't telling the truth sweet?  

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