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Professions Well Explained
(Category: Funny)
posted by: chizi on Thursday, June 18, 2009 (1 yr, 2 months, 2 wks, 4 days, 15 hrs, 28 mins ago) | 1593 views

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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