You Kikuyus are special...Read on....
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>
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> Where there are Kikuyus ..... there must be a problem.....
> .........
> .......... ..
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> The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have
>
> to talk to you. We have some Kikuyus up here in heaven that
> are causing
> problems.
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>
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> They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is
> missing, they are
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> wearing Dolce and Gabanas instead of their white robes,
> they're riding
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> BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling
> their halos to
>
> people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the
> stairway to Heaven
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> clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating
> sunflower and
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> watermelon seeds and smoking water pipe . Some of them are
> walking
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> around with just one wing!'
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> The Lord said, 'Kikuyus are Kikuyus. Heaven is home to
> all my
>
> children. If you want to know about real problems,
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> call the devil.'
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>
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> The Devil answered the phone, 'Hello? hold on a
> minute.' The Devil
>
> returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do
> for you?'
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>
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> Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of
> problems you're
>
> having down there.' The Devil said, 'Hold on again.
> I need to check on
>
> something.' After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to
> the
>
> phone and said,
>
> 'I'm back. Now what was the question?'
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> Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having
> down there?' The Devil
>
> said, 'Man I don't believe this.......Hold on.'
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>
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> This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned
> and said,
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> 'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now.
> Those Kikuyus have put
>
> out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning.
> .!!!

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