Fresh from her shower, Mary stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds”.

Willing to try anything, Mary fetched a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it…