Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant.

The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other two asked how she knew. She replied, “well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a boy”. Continue Reading

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, “Ladies,…

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells…

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A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer.

After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say…

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