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posted by: chizi on Thursday, June 18, 2009 (1 yr, 1 month, 1 wk, 4 days, 7 hrs, 22 mins ago) | 299 views

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth’s ecological system was most important.

God looked to Al and said, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand”. God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

God responded, ” I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand”. God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked “What is your problem Bill Gates?”

Bill responded ” I think you’re sitting in my chair”.

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on Monday, September 07, 2009 (10 months, 3 wks, 17 hrs, 44 mins ago)
wahenga-Matata

And God must have said" Go to hell!!!"

when kids cant say it well they just say"...MA" n scare the hell outta their parents

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