A man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, “I’d like to buy those two beautiful ladies a drink.”

The bartender replies, “It won’t do you any good.”

The man, with a confused look on his face says, “I don’t care what you think, I want to buy those ladies a drink.”

The bartender delivers drinks to the ladies and the women acknowledge their…