Here are some of the things you never want to hear during surgery...

• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
• Hand me that… uh… thingy over there.
• What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
• Damn, there go the lights again…
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• What do you mean, he’s not insured?
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