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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. by: Mark Twain
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. by: Mark Twain
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on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 | 5740 Views |
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. by: Mark Twain
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on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 | 5538 Views |
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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. by: Mark Twain
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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. by: Mark Twain
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on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 | 6641 Views |
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough. by: Mark Twain
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on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 | 5164 Views |
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. by: Mark Twain
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on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 | 5496 Views |
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. by: Mark Twain
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. by: Mark Twain
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